JoJo’s World: Finally, End of Valiant Lady

JoJo claims he “forgot to finish” his Valiant Lady cruise series after he hit 1 million subscribers and went to Disneyland. He didn’t much effort into recording this vlog and viewers appear to be tired of the Valiant Lady cruise already, so it’s no wonder he was not in a hurry to post this mess.

It’s the next to the last day on the cruise and JoJo and Jete (aka showmelovejete) are off to a slow start, due to partying the night before during Scarlet Night. Jete is in bed and humorously asks, “Can I at least put some clothes on before you start filming this?” Jete is hungover and says they going to take it easy that day.

The afternoon is largely not shown, with only one short clip of JoJo talking to people on the pool deck. The people are Sofia Depassier, Miss Universe Miss Chile 2022, and a guy named Jonathan. She’s just shown long enough to introduce herself. Sofia makes several more very brief appearances during the vlog, but still, when you have a Miss Universe contestant talking to you, you give her more screen time than JoJo did.

For dinner, JoJo and Jete go to the Extra Virgin restaurant. Before heading in, JoJo asks Jete is he’s ready for an aperitivo. Jete replies, “I’m hungover,” and leaves it at that.

After dinner and some post-meal physical activities, they head to the Red Room to watch the Duel Reality show. After watching it. Jete remarks, “That was really good.” Later, JoJo and Jete attend an after party at the Pink Agave.

The next day, JoJo and Jete visit the Virgin Voyages beach club in Bimini, Bahamas. It’s largely unnarrated clips of the club strung together.

At the pool, Sofia happily shows off her sunburn. Jete tries, unsuccessfully, to climb or throw himself on top of a large pool float. He makes several attempts that end with him toppling back into the water. With assistance from several people, he finally makes it.

JoJo talks to Shiplife J about the day, and how they are holding up after back to back cruises. JoJo says he needs about a week without alcohol to recover.

Since there’s also a beach, JoJo and Jete, plus Sofia, head to the water. Jete asks what ocean this is, but none of them seem to have an answer. Jete jokes, “Listen, my mission is to pee in every ocean in the world, so if it gets warm… my bad.”

Back at the ship with the excursion completed, JoJo talks again with J about the day at the beach club, J says he’s a little drunk. JoJo worries about what is going to happen when they go to _______, a place name that he bleeps out of the vlog audio. JoJo is teasing some future trip they will go on together.

Later, JoJo and Jete have dinner at the Gunbae Korean barbecue restaurant. It’s again largely unnarrated clips. At the end, JoJo remarks, “What a dinner. I haven’t left so full on a cruise ship in a long time.”

After dinner, they go see the “Untitled Danceshow Partything” in the Red Room. Continuing the fun afterward, JoJo, Jete and J go dancing. JoJo again see Sofia and Jonathan, but only has a clip of him complimenting Jonathan’s appearance and not Sofia. JoJo ends the night getting a pizza to take back to his room.

The next morning JoJo and Jete disembark in Miami. In the epilogue, JoJo says he is going on a future trip that will be the “biggest trip ever,” one that is two weeks long.

[3/5]  If you watched all the previous Valiant Lady vlogs in the series, you might as well watch the conclusion. The whole series has been a mess in its presentation, with the first video of the series being posted before the Scarlet Lady series had even concluded. That was done to capitalize on interest in news of the death at sea that happened the first night on the ship. After that, this series was broken up and stretched out with a lot of other vlogs in between the Valiant Lady vlogs. Since JoJo had already done the Scarlet Lady cruise, the main reason for watching the Valiant Lady series would be to get Jete’s reactions.


by Angela Tortelli

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